We don’t call 911

We don’t call 911. We use Colt.

I promised you a look at the other amazing new male hair from Exile at Hair Fair 2014, and here it is.

From Yesterday is abso-chuffin’-lutely perfect. Masses of the usual excellent Exile shades, from single tones to a bewildering array of streaks and dip-dyes. I was like a kid in the proverbial candy store when the blogger pack for this landed in my lap. I’ve had Exile styles practically glued to my head for years, since long before I had this blog, and this one will be no exception. (Can you guess that I all-but shrieked when I found out that I’d been put on Exile’s list? Oh hell, my sartorial darlings, if you can only picture Skell doing a little Snoopydance… er, well no. You probably can’t. That’s for the best, really. His dignity wouldn’t stand for it. *cough*)

Aaaanyway. There are tons of other new releases in this photoshoot, so let’s get the hell on with it, huh?

These jeans… yeah, well while it’s never a good idea to go stuffing firearms down the front of your pants (not if you value your crown jewels, at any rate) these are hot as fuck. Nice and low, riding on the hips with just a hint of buttcrack showing (oh myyyy, I do approve!). I bought both black and vintage versions, and it’s the latter that I’m showcasing here.

Oh, allow me to introduce my, uh, colleagues. Behind me are Judge (seated) and Vegas (the one you wouldn’t want to mess with, trust me).

And this? This is Spider. Lovely chap, honest!

Tattoos (mine, not Spider’s!) are from Letis Tattoo, and both boots and cuffs are from DECO.

Skell: Trouble?

Spider: Not anythin’ I can’t ‘andle, pretty boy. Go check up on Candy, see if the girls is okay.

Skell: Fuckin’ cheek. *sigh*

Skell: *yells* HEY, SPIDER! CANDY SAYS YOU STILL OWE HER FOR LAST TUESDAY, YOU FUCKIN’ SKINFLINT!

*snerk*

And we finish, inexplicably, down in the sewer. Oh yes, my sartorial darlings, we have a sewer. Not saying that troublemakers end up down here, but y’know…

Credits

Hair: Exile – From Yesterday* [ kavar.cleanslate ]
– Hair Fair 2014

Pants: Aphorism – Loaded Slim Jeans (vintage) [ rucy.byron ]
– Mens Dept July Collection

Cuffs: DECO – Mesh Rebel Bracelets [ gutterblood.spoonhammer ]

Boots: DECO – Trail Boots (black) [ gutterblood.spoonhammer ]

Eyes: IKON – Immortal Eyes (storm – mortal) [ ikon.innovia ]
– Sage colour currently available as group gift instore

Skin & Facial Hair: Æros – Miles [ pi.rain ]
– Slink appliers now available (YASSSS!)

Tattoo: Letis Tattoo – Rigel (50%) [ leti.hax ]

Hands: Slink – AvEnhance Male Hands (relax) [ siddean.munro ]

Mesh decorative people: Riders Products [ race.kristan ]
– Well what the hell else can I call ’em?! They’re not actual avatars ;-)

Poses: Momomuller [ momomura.zehetbauer ]

Shot on location at GB City

*Review copy

Boogie-fuckin-woogie. You just try and keep still over there ;-)

Welcome to GB City, please drive carefully

I’ve been working on it for almost two weeks now, and it’s finally ready. GB City is the new home for the Gentlemen Bastards group of builders (me, Daros, and our dear friend Rannon). We were running out of room in our old stores, so I decided to build a new store, and it just got… bigger.

Here’s your landmark to the new landing area: GB City Landing Area

Click the blue ‘info’ prim for a notecard all about the build, containing LMs to the various stores, then head out of the door into the city itself.

I built it to be as much of a photo opportunity (and roleplay, if that’s your thing) place as it is a series of stores, and to that end there are lots of hidden areas and little treats for you to find.

Hunt down the trailer park (no furniture inside the trailers as yet, because I still have to take down the old stores, which should free up hundreds more prims for me to furnish them), and keep an eye skinned for various sitting areas, like benches, bins, and construction site leftovers.

Check out the ATM, and the cigarette and condom machines while you’re at it. Oh, and please don’t mind the drunks; the cops are dealing with those ;-)

You’ll find our guestbook in the landing area, together with the lucky boards, midnight mania, gatchas, etc. Please do let us know what you think!

To get into/out of the stores, simply walk through the doors. No clicking required. I wanted to make it as simple as possible. The only door you’ll need to click is that of the candy store, if someone else has closed it.

Skell takes a breather to contemplate his handiwork.

Goddamn machine! Bet that little bastard down there broke it last night. *rattles handle* Gimme my ciggies or my money back!

“Zzzzzz…”